May 4, 2020 C.E.
Whereas the gods: Eros, Pothos, and Euphrosyne hathe seen fit to allow this Covid-19 plague to torment us.
Whereas the prescription for defense against this plague doth be self-sequestration.
Whereas the prescription doth prohibiteth us from “behaving inappropriately in public”.
We, the Philadelphian’s MC, doth hereby espouse a pro tempore motto, for use as long as this plague and its prescription doth be visited upon us, being:
“Behaving inappropriately in private since 2020”
Jo Ann Wadsworth